Monthly Meter: April

fellowship/publication submissions: 0 fellowship/publication acceptances: 0 fellowship/publication rejections: 3 books: __________________ Secret Shame: My fingernails which have resisted Nailtique, multivitamins, and nightly hypnosis.  I'm really considering biting them again so I'll have an excuse for their appearance.  Mantra of the Moment: ...but I can write a mean sentence you faster runner, better dancer, mathematician with abs [...]