fellowship/publication submissions: 0
fellowship/publication acceptances: 0
fellowship/publication rejections: 3
Secret Shame: My fingernails which have resisted Nailtique, multivitamins, and nightly hypnosis. I’m really considering biting them again so I’ll have an excuse for their appearance.
Mantra of the Moment: …but I can write a mean sentence you faster runner, better dancer, mathematician with abs of steel. What?!