fellowship/publication submissions: 0
fellowship/publication acceptances: 0
fellowship/publication rejections: 3
Secret Shame: My fingernails which have resisted Nailtique, multivitamins, and nightly hypnosis. I’m really considering biting them again so I’ll have an excuse for their appearance. And my Napowrimo stats.
Mantra of the Moment: …but I can write a mean sentence you faster runner, better dancer, mathematician with abs of steel. What?!