1. If you were around in 1989 when Big Daddy Kane was rocking a high top fade (with that blonde streak), you should not be rocking one NOW–unless you were going for the Old Player look.
2. If you bought and sewed in your weave in August, NOW is a good time to brush it–unless you were going for the Discarded Barbie look.
3. You didn’t know that tech wear should never be dried in a commercial dryer. It’s okay–we live and we learn; I get it. The garment’s perma-funk is being exacerbated by the intensity of your workout, a clear indication that you should discard the garment NOW–unless your goal was to have the Circuit Room all to yourself.
4. Life is short–eat dessert NOW.