Why thank you Strangers for revealing with your unwanted overtures that I am ovulating!
As it turns out my sweaty armpits and the fresh pimple above my lip were hardly noticeable enough to warrant suspicion.
So it’s true: I’m prettiest when I’m ovulating.
Really: Biology says so.
And to think you will have nothing to do with me tomorrow when my temperature drops to normal and my skin turns clear…
Boo, Biology, boo.