Conversations That Happen in My Head #4

Why thank you Strangers for revealing with your unwanted overtures that I am ovulating!

As it turns out my sweaty armpits and the fresh pimple above my lip were hardly noticeable enough to warrant suspicion.

So it’s true: I’m prettiest when I’m ovulating.

Really: Biology says so.

And to think you will have nothing to do with me tomorrow when my  temperature drops to normal and my skin turns clear…

Boo, Biology, boo.

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